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Timber sauna benches lit by a low line of warm light

Below the house

The Cellar

One sauna, one steam room, one very cold shower. One party at a time, and the door locks from the inside.

People, at most. That is the whole idea.

There is no spa reception here, no treatment menu in a leather folder, and no one in a robe looking at you over a magazine. It is the old cloth cellar, under brick vaults, kept warm. We took out a wall and put in a stove, and you book the entire thing by the hour.

A white towel hanging at the door of a warm timber sauna
A stone heater and timber benches against a charred black wall

Four small rooms

  • The sauna

    Ten seats of black alder, heated to about 85 degrees over a stove of local stone. It smells of birch and very faintly of cloth.

  • The steam room

    Small, pale and candlelit. Twenty minutes in here and you will stop checking what time it is.

  • The cold shower

    A brass chain, a stone floor and water straight from the main. Optional, and everybody says that.

  • The quiet room

    Two low daybeds, wool blankets, herb tea and a shelf of books that nobody has ever finished.

A long pale steam bench leading to a wall of lit candles
Water being ladled onto sauna stones, a bare foot on the bench above
A bundle of birch and herbs on a sauna bench, stove glowing behind

How to spend the hour

Hot, cold, nothing

  1. 15 minHeatLowest bench first. There is no prize for the top one.
  2. 1 minColdPull the chain. Say whatever you need to say.
  3. 20 minRestA blanket and a pot of tea. Do nothing, on purpose.
  4. AgainRepeatTwice, if you have the hour. Then dinner is upstairs.

Book the door

Private sessions from €60 an hour, between 10:00 and 21:00. A massage therapist from the next street comes in by arrangement.

Optional massage treatments
Long back massage50 min€95
Full massage with warm oil80 min€140
Tired feet, after the cobbles30 min€55

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