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Ground floor, on the quay

Bar Noir

Long bar with low stools before lit shelves of bottles glowing amber

Small plates, natural wines, cocktails and late breakfasts, in a room with twenty-six seats and no view of a television.

It was the merchant’s shipping office. It still has the long counter, and on a Friday the same sense that something is about to go out by the next tide.

Breakfast, without a buffet

One long table of bread, butter, cheese and the fruit that is ready today. Then something from the stove, brought to you, whenever you get around to it. We serve until eleven and on Sundays until noon, though neither is strictly enforced.

Two croissants on a dark plate over a linen napkin on an old wooden table
Two cups of black coffee and two small milk jugs on a sunlit table, seen from above
A round floured loaf cooling on a wire rack
A wooden table in a warm restaurant lined with shelves and low lamps

The evening menu

Plates to share, or to pretend you are going to share.

The kitchen is a stove, a plancha and a chef who talks to the boats. Grey shrimp from Nieuwpoort, leeks from the Polders, a whole fish when there is a good one. It is Belgian in the sense that nobody is in a hurry and there is always enough butter.

The bar, after that

Forty natural wines on a list that changes when we finish a bottle. The cocktails are few, brown or clear, and made without theatre by someone who is also listening to you. It closes when it empties.

Dark red drink with a herb sprig in a pool of low sun on a wooden table
Old fashioned with an orange peel on a veined stone table in a dim room
A tan leather banquette and marble table under twin lamps, on a checked floor

A sample card

What we might give you

Breakfast
Every day, 07:30 to 11:00 Until noon on Sundays
Lunch counter
Thursday to Sunday, 12:00 to 14:30
Dinner
Wednesday to Saturday, 18:30 to 22:00 Last order 21:30
The bar
Tuesday to Sunday, 16:00 until late Late means when it empties

Until eleven. Later if you ask.

One table of good things, then whatever you would like cooked. The bread comes from a bakery two bridges away, before anyone is up.

On the tableIncluded in your breakfast

  • Sourdough & cultured butterSalted at the table
  • Morning pastryCroissant, or the cardamom bun if you are quick
  • Farmhouse cheesesPassendale, Brugge Oud, a washed rind
  • Yoghurt & poached fruitWhatever is ripe, with toasted oats

From the stoveChoose one

  • Soft eggsOn toast with grey shrimp and brown butter
  • Buttermilk pancakeSour cherries, burnt cream
  • Ham & mustardArdennes ham, a fried egg, seeded rye

€24 per guest. Children under ten eat with us for free.

Keep a table

Twenty-six seats, half kept for people staying in the house. Tell us when you are coming and we will do what we can. In a real hotel, anyway.

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